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Fall into a vat of manure
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Have a 1 in 10 chance of dying in the next 5 seconds
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Your head and body separate but remain alive. Your head can float around at "head height" and can give voice commands to your body. Your body has a primitive intelligence and obeys your commands. It cannot see or hear.
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Swim with hippos
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Live off a government welfare program
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Eat a monkey testicle
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The leader in power in your country cannot be publicly questioned or criticized (for fear being killed by the secret police). However your country has free, fair, and open elections every 4 years (during which this condition is lifted).
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Wake up covered with scales
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Be unable to eat artificial flavors, colors, and preservatives.
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All beautiful girls appear as manatees to you