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Swim with hippos

Ranked 1246 of 1996

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deborah.louise.hall  

People don't realize that hippos are one of the most dangerous animals, and they would kill you.
cali141  

Hippos are literally the most dangerous animal on earth. Google it. You would very likely die via mauling or drowning.
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Have large rat-like incisors. They grow continuously, requiring you to gnaw on things or grind them regularly to keep them from getting too long

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63% prefer Swim with hippos

Be kicked the groin by Ronaldo at the height of his career wearing steel-toe boots

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45% prefer Swim with hippos

danielkinane  

Kicked in the groin by Ronaldo = Severe pain and likely permenant damage to the genitals but probably not fatal.
Swim with hippos = Definately fatal.

Every spring you turn into a tree. The process takes several days, allowing you opportunity to find a good spot to root. After you lose your leaves in autumn you change back into a human again. You only age while in human form.

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37% prefer Swim with hippos

gruntspwn  

As long as I'm not ripped down, I wouldn't mind only being mobile in the cold seasons!

Swim with sharks

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35% prefer Swim with hippos

The option this is paired with is fried up and you have to eat it (If this doesn't make sense figure out the closest thing that does and leave a comment indicating what you think this is)

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25% prefer Swim with hippos

bryan.derksen  

Mmm, fried hippo. I'd have to eat it while swimming but that's better than swimming with them while they're alive.

Everyone named Jason mysteriously drops dead

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48% prefer Swim with hippos

kalphis8625  

I choose "swim with hippos", considering that the area being swam in is a pool with the rope things between me and the hippos and I only have to swim for 2 feet.
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kalphis8625  

I choose "swim with hippos", considering that the area being swam in is a pool with the rope things between me and the hippos and I only have to swim for 2 feet.
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You're being chased by a fat zombie

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28% prefer Swim with hippos

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