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Be stoned all the time
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Be a slave who is forced to accomplish something amazing
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Have talons instead of fingernails and toenails
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Have tiny octopi on the ends of your fingers that strongly suction onto every surface they touch
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Find a grave in the graveyard with your name and birthdate and a death date of today
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Urinate Gasoline
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You're being chased by six dozen slow zombies
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Speak like the Swedish Chef
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You have psychoactive hallucinations every day UNLESS you consume 150 micrograms of LSD each day (in which case you function completely normally)
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Discover human remains in your basement