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Have an old, slow computer that never crashes and none of the programs it runs ever crash

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errorblankfeild   Can I have two computers?

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100% prefer Have an old, slow computer that never crashes and none of the programs it runs ever crash

ericdbuck   This just described my computer.

Your computer crashes once a day

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39% prefer Have an old, slow computer that never crashes and none of the programs it runs ever crash

Be unable to lie

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71% prefer Have an old, slow computer that never crashes and none of the programs it runs ever crash

gruntspwn   Durr... Imma buy another computer.

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