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Speak like the Swedish Chef

Ranked 923 of 1996

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Talk like Arnold Schwarzenegger

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48% prefer Speak like the Swedish Chef

Eat a handful of swedish berries

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37% prefer Speak like the Swedish Chef

Your life is a musical. You and everyone who interacts with you communicates through song

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45% prefer Speak like the Swedish Chef

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I am the hordy bordy chef. Bjork bjork bjork! Today's specials are the bordy hordy hordies. Bjork bjork bjork!

Buy a losing lottery ticket

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50% prefer Speak like the Swedish Chef

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Hurdy hurdy hurdy. I bjorked the hurdy lottery. Bjork bjork bjork.

Find a grave in the graveyard with your name and birthdate and a death date of today

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80% prefer Speak like the Swedish Chef

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"Here lies soj, ze swedish chef. Died 06/03/2011 from excessive bjorking."

-Bjork bjork bjork!

Speak like Beaker

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67% prefer Speak like the Swedish Chef

A dog was elected leader of your country

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80% prefer Speak like the Swedish Chef

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Woof woof Bjork! Woof Woof Bjork! Bjork Bjork Bjork!

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