Options By Popularity

Options 1550 to 1560

  1. Wake up to discover your spouse is missing
  2. Vacations and holidays didn't exist. You still get the weekends off, but you never get long periods of time off or long weekends.
  3. Lose a thumb
  4. Be technologically incompetent
  5. Vomit sand once a day
  6. Every time you sneeze you shrink by 0.1% of your current height.
  7. Drink a glass half full of methanol and half full of mercury
  8. Be killed by Pokemon
  9. Blow your nose with a vagrant's underwear
  10. Every morning you are woken up by someone punching you in the face.


‹‹ First   ‹ Previous Return to Questions Next ›   Last ››