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Fall into a vat of maggots

Ranked 1548 of 1996

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Haley.Chivers

How long since the maggots have eaten?

bryan.derksen

I suspect it doesn't matter much since maggots usually don't have mouthparts robust enough to bite through undamaged human skin. Not that it makes the choice much easier.

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hellraezer

Hopefully you'd squash some of them when you fell. And continue to squash the rest. Maggots of course..the cockroaches would just multiply :/

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bryan.derksen

Both are icky, but the eyeballs are at least not actively trying to crawl into your orifices.

Wake up covered with maggots

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bryan.derksen

I'd rather fall into the vat of maggots because if I were to wake up covered in them I'd be left with the question of where the heck they all came from. I wouldn't sleep well until that was answered.

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