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The option this is paired with is fried up and you have to eat it

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Swim with hippos

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75% prefer The option this is paired with is fried up and you have to eat it (If this doesn't make sense figure out the closest thing that does and leave a comment indicating what you think this is)

bryan.derksen

Mmm, fried hippo. I'd have to eat it while swimming but that's better than swimming with them while they're alive.

Have a huge elaborate wedding

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0% prefer The option this is paired with is fried up and you have to eat it (If this doesn't make sense figure out the closest thing that does and leave a comment indicating what you think this is)

derksenmobile

There are some pretty horrifying implications in this pairing.

Be a pixie - a three-inch-tall humanoid creature with transparent insect-like wings on your back and bioluminescent skin

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28% prefer The option this is paired with is fried up and you have to eat it (If this doesn't make sense figure out the closest thing that does and leave a comment indicating what you think this is)

Be unable to wear any shoes other than soccer cleats for the rest of your life

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revegelance

Fried cleats. Mmm...

Whenever you drink any liquid in any way it makes the sound of a straw slurping a near-empty cup of ice

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bryan.derksen

Best interpretation I can come up with offhand is that whenever you eat fried foods it makes a sound like a straw slurping a near-empty cup of ice.

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