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Become an anthropomorphic dog

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50% prefer You fall into a vat of whatever this option is paired with (or the closest thing that makes sense (leave a comment indicating what you think this is))

bryan.derksen

I would think it's a vat of some sort of goo that turns whoever falls into it into an anthropomorphic dog. That's probably the preferable option, IMO, because at least the stuff can be studied.

Completely betray your best friend

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whitebird1234

Fall into a vat of betrayal? I think not!

Eat a monkey testicle

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RbrtKurtz

What's worse than a vat of monkey testicles? A vat of eaten monkey testicles. Gross.

Swim with sharks

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derksenmobile

Well, this is a non-choice.

Have a long, luxurious ponytail that's permanently decorated with a big silk bow

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52% prefer You fall into a vat of whatever this option is paired with (or the closest thing that makes sense (leave a comment indicating what you think this is))

lollipoper42

a vat of ponytails or bows? Either way I'm good

No one ever listened to your opinions

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69% prefer You fall into a vat of whatever this option is paired with (or the closest thing that makes sense (leave a comment indicating what you think this is))

sega_shaman

The closest thing is either opinions, me, or everyone else filling the vat.

JonThompsonsEmail

I think it must be falling into a vat of people who don't listen to your opinions.

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