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Become a horse

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Grow a limb that you have no control over

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56% prefer Become a horse

The option this is paired with happens gradually over the course of the next ten years. If this doesn't make sense figure out the best approximation that does and leave a comment indicating what you think this is.

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50% prefer Become a horse

Be choked to death

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88% prefer Become a horse

The option this is paired with will happen in exactly 10 years and everyone knows about it

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33% prefer Become a horse

Become a My Little Pony

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72% prefer Become a horse

bryan.derksen

Embarrassment and/or prejudice aside, the My Little Pony option is actually far more practical. My Little Ponies can speak, are more physically flexible, and are a more convenient size for interacting with ordinary humans and human structures.

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