what kind of squid?

A really big one

Eat a live squid.
I have fell on a cactus and had like 70 prickles sticking out of me. :(
i wont go through that again.
it would hurt more on your butt though.

Do you turn into a Satyr? If so okay. If you're more of a deer variant of a centaur again sure. If you're just a deer but at the deer's neck is your head. Is your head covered in the rest of the bodies fur? Or does it look out of place? Could i use the plants and animals to take over the world? Also can I, as the Satyr, bang the other animals? Does the will go that far?

I wouldn't hurt a squid, i therefore wouldn't eat one that's live or dead.

I picked immortal Satyr who can control stuff.

The face is the only part that's human, so you'd have a quadrupedal deer body rather than a satyr-like one. Still not a bad deal in exchange for immortality, IMO.

Let's agree that I don't die in that freezing air. I love squids, I could never eat a live one!