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Explode

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JonThompsonsEmail

You explode right now. As soon as you click the option.

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Stuff two dozen pencils down your throat

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69% prefer Explode

CarlieSmith720

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EggWiemer

this is a funny one....

Have the symptoms of a bad cold for the rest of your life and die at the age of 500

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50% prefer Explode

Jamport89

Can you medicate? Does it make it any easier? headaches, coughing, sneezing, vomiting, diarrhea, nausea, weakness? All of those? Severity of all of those symptoms? How could you survive when you throw everything up?

And you'd likely make everyone super sick. You'd probably have like the zombie virus on you. You'd be in quarantine. Doctors would have you strapped down and would be constantly taking blood in hazmat suits. You'd never be able to see the outside world. You couldn't fall in love or be physical with that love. You couldn't/wouldn't be able to do anything.

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On the other side though. It says "Explode". Doesn't say you'll explode right this second. Maybe you Explode when you die? If so you're dead. Why the fuck would you care. Just run outside if you feel like you're having a heart attack to save your family.

The option this is paired with happens gradually over the course of the next ten years. If this doesn't make sense figure out the best approximation that does and leave a comment indicating what you think this is.

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bryan.derksen

Wow. What a choice. Slowly exploding over the course of ten years would *suck*. But... maybe they'll discover a cure for explosions in that time...?

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