Anything's better than fighting Chuck Norris.

Neither of these are survivable.

As far as I know, in real life Mr. T is an awesome funny great guy, whereas Chuck Norris is a terrible person. So if the fight isn't over anything important I think I might choose Mr. T, then take a dive and hope we get a chance to hang out afterward. If it's over something important... well, if it's truly something important, I might choose Mr. T again in the hopes of being able to convince _him_ to take a dive. I don't think I could beat either of them in a serious fight.

Are you on crack? Chuck Norris is a great guy. Mr. T is a ghettorat

I'm dead either way, so might as well make it quick. Chuck, bring it on.

Simple way to win the fight against either one, bring a shotgun.