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Have a donkey's ears

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Be cursed to have the hindquarters of a donkey from the waist down (modified so that you can still stand and walk upright)

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Everything you touched turned into gold

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Have bunny ears

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Have a donkey's tail

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JonThompsonsEmail   Tail is more hideable

Be nine months pregnant for the rest of your life

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alexakalis   what does this site have against donkeys?

Have people think you are a jerk

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36% prefer Have a donkey's ears

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