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Be a centaur

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dudetheiguana   Being a centaur in the modern age would be kinda difficult, how would i fit through doors, or buckle in on a plane, and peeing would probably be real difficult.

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Feel slightly nauseated for the rest of your life

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errorblankfeild   +1 for the 'These do not go well together pile.'

Eat unlimited bread sticks from Olive Garden for the rest of your life

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51% prefer Be a centaur

You keep your human head and arms but you have the body of a giant spider, allowing you to climb walls, spin webs and leap amazing distances.

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67% prefer Be a centaur

The other option this is paired with happens to everyone on Earth, not just to you.

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Be a minotaur

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72% prefer Be a centaur

wewereonlytryingtodrownher   I have the head & torso of a human, but the lower body of a marine mammal..

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