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Alien space bats cause your home city to sink into a giant system of previously-unknown caverns far underground that stretch for thousands of miles in every direction. Since they're benevolent, they turn everyone into elves who can see in the dark but can't stand bright light.

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danielkinane

You are tearing me apart space bats!

shannnon.neumann

Sounds pretty cool.

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Eat a package of Ichiban

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52% prefer Alien space bats cause your home city to sink into a giant system of previously-unknown caverns far underground that stretch for thousands of miles in every direction. Since they're benevolent, they turn everyone into elves who can see in the dark but can't stand bright light.

theturtledknite

THEY'RE SO CONNECTED

Take 30 hits of acid

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TFBest86

the alien option is probably less crazy than what youd imagine happening on 30 hits of acid

Use Google

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sojikari

Elven womens or google. Fuck.

Be an adorable little beast covered with silky pink fur.

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43% prefer Alien space bats cause your home city to sink into a giant system of previously-unknown caverns far underground that stretch for thousands of miles in every direction. Since they're benevolent, they turn everyone into elves who can see in the dark but can't stand bright light.

Have to eat your way out of a giant quiche

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75% prefer Alien space bats cause your home city to sink into a giant system of previously-unknown caverns far underground that stretch for thousands of miles in every direction. Since they're benevolent, they turn everyone into elves who can see in the dark but can't stand bright light.

sojikari

Yick, Quiche.
Plus, Elven girls are hot. No contest.

Alien space bats scoop up your home city and deposit it on the shallow continental shelf several hundred miles offshore from Florida. Since they're benevolent, they turn everyone brought along with it into merfolk.

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40% prefer Alien space bats cause your home city to sink into a giant system of previously-unknown caverns far underground that stretch for thousands of miles in every direction. Since they're benevolent, they turn everyone into elves who can see in the dark but can't stand bright light.

sojikari

Damnit. Elvish women or mermaids.

:S

Alien space bats suddenly terraform Mars and transport your home city there. The climate is arid but habitable, with vegetation similar to the arctic circle on Earth.

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54% prefer Alien space bats cause your home city to sink into a giant system of previously-unknown caverns far underground that stretch for thousands of miles in every direction. Since they're benevolent, they turn everyone into elves who can see in the dark but can't stand bright light.

Alien space bats suddenly transport your home city to a non-ocean location in the mid Cretaceous period when dinosaurs were common.

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59% prefer Alien space bats cause your home city to sink into a giant system of previously-unknown caverns far underground that stretch for thousands of miles in every direction. Since they're benevolent, they turn everyone into elves who can see in the dark but can't stand bright light.

Be grouchy

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50% prefer Alien space bats cause your home city to sink into a giant system of previously-unknown caverns far underground that stretch for thousands of miles in every direction. Since they're benevolent, they turn everyone into elves who can see in the dark but can't stand bright light.

gruntspwn

OH MY GOD. I love the bat one! WOOHOO! Subterranean WORKERS REVOLUTION!

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