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Be Santa Claus

Ranked 729 of 1996

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jonnyt_

This really depends on the details. Do I just to deliver presents at Christmas? If so, that's not so bad. But if I have to live at the north pole and oversee a toy factory, that's a lot suckier.

jonnyt_

On the other hand, I could just delegate to some elf and spend my days doing whatever I want. Living at the north pole would still suck.

RoguePainter

you'd also bemarried Mrs. Claus

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mikegrewatz

Aren't they basically the same thing though?

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JonThompsonsEmail

Hey wait. What if this is what Santa Claus IS? Dun dun dun!

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