This sort of means the same thing, doesn't it?

Much as I'd like to think this would solve world peace, I hear some people enjoy using the can, so I won't be so rude as to take such pleasures out of their life.

It says never *have* to go to the washroom, maybe you can still go if you *want* to.

I have no particular examples, mind you, but I recognize that sometimes there is a need to urinate on something that comes from reasons purely beyond the physical.

The implications for the law of conservation of mass are dire, either way.

It just teleports in/away.