After all - _everybody_ knows how enviable my life is (not that I'm bragging about it)...

The movie would be a hilairious slapstick comedy.

A highly inaccurate movie would make more money, and thus more royalties for me.

On the other hand, is it inaccurate in a flattering way (such as depicting me as a ninja super-scientist that permanently defeated the physical manifestation of the disease Scurvy in single combat) or unflattering (depicting me _as_ the physical manifestation of the disease Scurvy)? Will this movie result in little old ladies crossing the street when they see me, either to avoid me or to knee me in the crotch depending on their feistiness quotient?