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Buy a 12-pack of beers, but when you get it home realize that you actually bought a 12-pack of bears
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While not otherwise changing its physical properties, your body gains the density of styrofoam.
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Be allergic to alcohol
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Have a long, luxurious pony's tail that's permanently decorated with a big silk bow
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Swim with sharks
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Eat a chip buttie
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Always work the night shift
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Have an accent that no-one takes seriously
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Be an Ewok
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In exactly ten years animals larger than a Pygmy marmoset will transform into a blue whale. These blue whales will be regular blue whales in every way except they will possess the memories and same intellectual capacity as their original form. Everyone knows this is coming.