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  1. No matter how often you wash your hair it always feels dirty, however, no matter how infrequently you wash it it always looks clean
  2. Every time you sit down to each any meal there is a 50% chance that it has transformed into a plain ham sandwich
  3. Be unable to feel sorrow
  4. Live in a world of perpetual Christmas
  5. Your eyes taste delicious and are easy to pop out and eat. When you pop them out they grow back in 60 seconds.
  6. You suddenly appear completely naked in the middle of the nearest large wilderness in the middle of summer. The only object you have is a special compass that always points toward your vehicle which you know is 2 miles away and has clothes and everything you need to get back home.
  7. 10,000 starving crazed tigers are parachuted onto Washington D.C.
  8. Live in the Star Trek universe but wear a red shirt
  9. Live in the Dragon Age universe
  10. Your life is a musical. You and everyone who interacts with you communicates through song


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