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Options 684 to 694
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Fall into a vat of chicken noodle soup
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When you die, if you are good (top 50% of people who've ever lived) then the option ranked first on this site happens to you forever. If you are bad (bottom 50%) then the option ranked last happens to you forever.
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Live in a world where communication is done by drawing pictures
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Vomit on Leonardo DaVinci
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The option this is paired with happens every year for one day on your birthday, after which the option's direct effects end but any consequences remain (eg. if it creates hordes of rampaging baboons the baboons vanish but the damage they caused doesn't get fixed).
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You wake up one morning and EVERYONE earnestly believes that Han shot second, except for you.
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Jar-Jar is digitally added throughout the entire plot of the original Star Wars trilogy, including speaking lines. Versions without this no longer exist, and no-one else remembers it ever being any different, except for you.
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Have a Blackberry
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After you die, haunt forever
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Every time you sit down to each any meal there is a 50% chance that it has transformed into a plain ham sandwich