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Everyone starts calling you Hank with no explanation and look at you funny if you claim that Hank is not your name
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Have the ability to give a painful electric shock to anyone you hear tell a pun
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Mistakenly ask someone when their baby is due when they aren't actually pregnant.
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Be completely incompetent but dumb luck causes you to succeed
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Have another arm
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Sit and stare at the wall for 3 hours
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Eat lunch at your desk
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Love hamburgers, but have an intense hatred of hamburger buns (and similar breads)
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Every time you sneeze you swap places with a random person within 10 kilometers
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The speed of sound changes to be 10 times faster than it is now