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  1. Have someone who follows you around and whenever you give your opinion they say, "He's right you know."
  2. Make the olympic team as an alternate, and not actually get to go. No one ever really knows you were "on the team."
  3. Watch every single episode of "The Simpsons" back to back
  4. Eat everything with a knife and fork from now on
  5. Have a coconut carried by an African swallow (which is non-migratory)
  6. Become a vampire
  7. Whenever you laugh (for any reason) it sounds like an evil villain's "Mwhahahahaha!"
  8. Everything within ten meters of you is unaffected by gravity (or by large-scale centrifugal forces, so you don't fly off into space due to Earth's rotation). You suffer no long-term medical problems from this.
  9. Give five bucks to someone to stop them from constantly asking you for five bucks
  10. Whenever a person is stuck in traffic for more than 2 minutes they turn into a dog. When the traffic in front of them clears so they can move again they transform back into a human.


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