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You find a virus that kills off every type of weed
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Everything within ten meters of you is unaffected by gravity (or by large-scale centrifugal forces, so you don't fly off into space due to Earth's rotation). You suffer no long-term medical problems from this.
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Have someone who follows you around and whenever you give your opinion they say, "He's right you know."
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Watch every single episode of "The Simpsons" back to back
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Become a vampire
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Eat everything with a knife and fork from now on
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A genie appears and grants you three wishes. However, after the first wish is granted you realize that this is the Opposite Day Genie and it grants you the exact opposite of the things you wish for.
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Whenever you laugh (for any reason) it sounds like an evil villain's "Mwhahahahaha!"
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You and your co-workers get free two week trips to Hawaii. At the end of the trip each of your has to eat a donut licked by all of the others.
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Whenever a person is stuck in traffic for more than 2 minutes they turn into a dog. When the traffic in front of them clears so they can move again they transform back into a human.