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Every time you cry you hear the sound of far-off flatulence
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Go to the doctor
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Notice a large bruise on your arm which you have no idea how you got.
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Every day at 3PM (in your current time zone) you teleport to the last bed you slept in
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Have a huge elaborate wedding
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The town of Springfield from the Simpsons (and all of its occupants) suddenly becomes a real place in the real world
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Be a dancer
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Hurl a baby (who you knew was going to grow up to be like Hitler) into the ocean
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Once per day, when you die, your body disintegrates into silver dust and your spirit walks free. You regain full health and become insubstantial and immune to poison. You feel very tired. After a night's rest, you reform your body. If you die in spectral form, you are dead.
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There was a special no-pants express lane during rush hour