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Options 1971 to 1981
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Have mayonnaise instead of skin and you are constantly followed around by a sweaty guy with pimples who is constantly trying to lick you
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Your eyeballs are replaced with the same volume of salted peanuts
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All the skin on your face falls off
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Murder your closest friend
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Only be able to eat rotten food
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Get in an accident that severely impedes your mental capacity
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You die if you come within 10 meters of anyone else
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Have all your close friends die
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Be an extremely ugly goat who smells like urine and excretes outrageous amounts earwax
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Be cursed to have the head of a donkey. You are unable to speak and can only make braying sounds.