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The next time you say the word "chair" you die instantly.
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You are compelled to obey any order that's given to you unless it is directly suicidal
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Be Sarah Palin
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Know where the dearest thing to you is but never be able to reach it
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At 3:00 AM on a normal night all of the walls, floors, ceilings, and other structural elements of your house suddenly turn into painfully hot water.
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Have a bucket of bees poured down your pants
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Fall into a vat of strangers' sewage
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Only be able to type with your tongue
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Taste only Limburger
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Your teeth are replaced with red lego blocks. The top and bottom interlock.