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Chaperone a middleschool dance forever
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An unkillable spirit of vengeance keeps striking you repeatedly with an ordinary tablespoon. Each blow is only a minor annoyance, and you can run away from it for brief periods of time, but it will always follow you and will never, ever stop.
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Always be looking for the dearest thing to you and never be able to remember where it is
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Have no thumbs
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Humanity is brought to the brink of extinction by a pandemic.
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Forget about everyone you know
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Be a turkey weighing everyone else down
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Wake up one morning to find that, although you haven't actually changed genders, you look like you have.
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Wake up covered with cockroaches
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Sweat cheese