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  1. Be unable to uncover your private parts when you need to use the restroom
  2. Grow a limb that you have no control over
  3. All the vitamin C in your body is suddenly replaced by vitamin A
  4. Be one inch tall
  5. Toilet paper feels like sandpaper
  6. Wake up one morning and everyone talks like Jar-Jar Binks as if its normal and how everyone has always talked. The only person who seems to remember normal English is you.
  7. Be the shortest person on earth
  8. Have perpetually dry lips that no amount of lip balm will help
  9. Have the guts of a boiling hot pizza pop squirted into each of your ears
  10. Have a comically oversized shampoo bottle for a leg


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