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Be unable to understand/hear anyone and require them to say everything to you twice
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Be grotesquely addicted to cheetos for the rest of your life
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Have people think you are stupid
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Compulsively tap your nose every second sentence
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Get married many unsuccessful times
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Be constantly surrounded by a swarm of mosquitoes who telepathically tell you whatever information you need making you into a super-genius/inventor/problem-solver. Their psychic voice in your mind sounds like 100 mosquito whines in unison. And they bite.
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Kill another person
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Be a cocaine user & occasionally get important stuff done
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Your hair catches on fire every time you say the word "because"
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Alien space bats suddenly terraform Mars and transport your home city there. The climate is arid but habitable, with vegetation similar to the arctic circle on Earth.