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  1. Eat cat food
  2. The other option this is paired with happens to every female human on Earth.
  3. Correct grammar was enforced in all contexts (including chat and texting). Each mistake was automatically punished with a $1 fine.
  4. Be the oldest person on earth
  5. Have everyone sing The Unbirthday song from Alice in Wonderland to you every day but be ignored on your real birthday
  6. Embrace stoicism
  7. Everyone you ever meet forgets your name
  8. The only computer you can use from now on is an iPad
  9. Your two closest male co-workers walk up to your desk, pee on it (while chatting about sports) then walk away as if nothing happened
  10. Everything look like claymation to you


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