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  1. It turns out dogs are the smartest beings on the planet and humans exist mainly to serve them
  2. Be extremely competent but have no self confidence
  3. Genuinely believe you are much better liked and much more admired than you really are
  4. Every second cell in your body duplicates
  5. Have hands at the end of your legs
  6. Sit at a desk all day
  7. Live as a Dwarf in the Dwarf Fortress universe
  8. Vomit marbles
  9. Win the lottery, tell all your friends you've won, start celebrating, but then, as you go to pick up your money you realize you read the ticket wrong and you didn't actually win
  10. Get a cold sore


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