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Blow your nose, look at the Kleenex, and see thumbtacks
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Be the lamest Pokemon on earth (Magikarp)
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Find out that your life is actually an elaborate TV show and your friends and family are actors
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Be forced to solve complex mathematical equations using an abacus
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Run a marathon each day for a month straight
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Work rotating shift work
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Correct grammar was no longer required in any circumstances (including books, newspapers, legal documents)
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Be butler to the great
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Every chip you ate was stale
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Become an anthropomorphic dog