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You have to pick:

Make the olympic team as an alternate, and not actually get to go. No one ever really knows you were "on the team."
 
or
 
Be constantly surrounded by a swarm of mosquitoes who tell you bad puns continuously in a voice that sounds like 100 mosquito whines in unison

 
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