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Sit comfortably in a chair. You are alone in a room no-one else can find. If you ever move more than an inch every other living thing in the universe dies in agony. When you die the restriction is lifted.

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Know someone who tells you bad puns every day

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cj.smith654
I love bad puns.

JonThompsonsEmail
I love telling bad puns too. That doesn't mean I like HEARING them.

JonThompsonsEmail
If you slump over unconscious as part of dying (you never revive from it) then that doesn't trigger the "everything dies" consequence.

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