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You are immortal and invincible but you become a hovering cloud of diarrhea with 5-foot telekinesis

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Be constantly surrounded by a swarm of mosquitoes. If you ever kill one they stay for your entire life. If you can make it 10 years without killing one you become the most rich and powerful person on Earth (and the swarm goes away).

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JonThompsonsEmail
You can talk - you're voice emanates from the cloud - but it sounds like farting.

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