What if everyone you know are awful jerks? Be nice to hit the reset button for them. And any _real_ friends will just become reacquainted with you again.
napadan1990
I'm guessing it'd be some kind of amnesia, and you'd realize you have amnesia.
bryan.derksen
Won't have to put up with that for long, at least.
JonThompsonsEmail
I can only assume you magically survive this. In fact, I'm going to assume you aren't harmed, but rather you feel the pain from all this but somehow survive unscathed.
Otherwise this really sucks and is basically akin to "you die tomorrow morning."