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You have to pick:

Have tiny flesh eating pig heads on the ends of your fingers
 
or
 
Have hands at the end of your legs

 
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jonnyt_

If you cut them off they grow back

whargolflorp

they are flesh-eating so would they try to eat you?

mikefish7

pfft, obviously have hands at the end of my legs. Who wouldn't enjoy having legs like monkies!

danielkinane

Makes me wonder why we lost them in the first place.

bryan.derksen

They're hard to walk on. Picking this option will mean that walking will be very tiring and potentiallty painful for anything other than short distances. Still one of the better options here, though. :)

JonThompsonsEmail

Yes, but you control your fingers. So they can't pull your hand toward you, but if you leave your hand resting on your chest... bad things happen. :(

JonThompsonsEmail

You might be able to get special shoes to help with the issue. Worst case, you can use a wheelchair/scooter/segway.

WilliamHenkel

You would lower the risk of injury if you balled up your hand-feet into fists. And you can always tape your ankle-wrists.

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