You have to pick:

Your body changes into an extremely attractive body of the opposite gender but everyone still thinks of you in the same way

Be able to pilot bears like airplanes (but the bears are horribly rude to you)

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bryan.derksen:
-> I want to be a bear pilot. I can stand the bear insults.
jonthompsonsemail:
-> Just what I was thinking
bryan.derksen:
-> Or should I say... I can bear them.
thehankerchief:
-> how fast does a bearplane go?
jonthompsonsemail:
- If you crash one does it leave bruins?
bryan.derksen:
-> A grizzly scene.
-> Sorry. I shouldn't panda to the pun-loving crowd.
jonthompsonsemail:
-> Thats some pretty black bear-humor
bryan.derksen:
-> That was poor koalaty humor.
jonthompsonsemail:
-> If you command a squadron of flying bears does that make you an Ursa Major?

revegelance
Seems to be a rather Polar-izing option.

bjfreeman801
Sounds like a grizzly situation.

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