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You have to pick:

Be extremely attractive to the opposite sex, but constantly farting
 
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Be Jabba the Hutt

 
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JonThompsonsEmail

Hmmm. For me this is just "be constantly farting," the rest is already true.

bryan.derksen

One major benefit to this option that might not be immediately obvious is the fact that Hutts have incredibly long lifespans - the oldest known lived about 1700 years. They're also rather clever.

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