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You have to pick:

Whenever anyone sneezes within a mile of you, no matter what you are doing, you automatically say "Bless You" - even if you or the people around you didn't even hear the sneeze.

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Become a human-sized porcupine and give birth to a human baby

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jonnyt_
Do I STAY a human sized porcupine afterwards?

bryan.derksen
Probably. The baby stays born, after all.

jonnyt_
Ugh! I don't want to be a giant porcupine. :(

errorblankfeild
Well if I became a priest, this would work great!

bryan.derksen
Fortunately, you have another option! :)

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