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You gain the ability to breathe water just as well as air, but your legs fuse into a fishlike tail resulting in limited mobility on land
 
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Find out that Elvis really is still alive

 
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errorblankfeild

...and how to cure aging.

jonnyt_

The fishtail is not sooo bad. You could just use a wheelchair.

sojikari

Fantasy. Come. True.

TenordrummerPika

BOOOOOYYY IMMA LIVE IN THE OCEAN.

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