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You have to pick:

Live in Alaska
 
or
 
Be able to pilot bears like airplanes (but the bears are horribly rude to you)

 
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jarryds

Hawaii is an island doomed to be sunk at the slightest raise in water level. Alaska it is.

bryan.derksen

Mauna Kea's elevation is 4,200 meters, I don't think Hawaii is in danger of slipping beneath the waves any time soon. :)

JonThompsonsEmail

bryan.derksen:
-> I want to be a bear pilot. I can stand the bear insults.
jonthompsonsemail:
-> Just what I was thinking
bryan.derksen:
-> Or should I say... I can bear them.
thehankerchief:
-> how fast does a bearplane go?
jonthompsonsemail:
- If you crash one does it leave bruins?
bryan.derksen:
-> A grizzly scene.
-> Sorry. I shouldn't panda to the pun-loving crowd.
jonthompsonsemail:
-> Thats some pretty black bear-humor
bryan.derksen:
-> That was poor koalaty humor.
jonthompsonsemail:
-> If you command a squadron of flying bears does that make you an Ursa Major?

revegelance

Seems to be a rather Polar-izing option.

bjfreeman801

Sounds like a grizzly situation.

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