I'd be a walking field of death in the summertime.
Hawaii is an island doomed to be sunk at the slightest raise in water level. Alaska it is.
Mauna Kea's elevation is 4,200 meters, I don't think Hawaii is in danger of slipping beneath the waves any time soon. :)
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