Hawaii is an island doomed to be sunk at the slightest raise in water level. Alaska it is.
Mauna Kea's elevation is 4,200 meters, I don't think Hawaii is in danger of slipping beneath the waves any time soon. :)
Some kind of in-the-pants bedpan system?
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