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Be able to speak to animals
 
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Your neighbour who you don't get along with successfully gets you fined $10,000 when you didn't do anything wrong

 
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bryan.derksen

I assume the animals understand you and can respond intelligibly, otherwise you're just that crazy guy in the park who yells at pigeons

sojikari

Only if I get to plot his murder, and it involves turning him into a mermaid, and barbecuing him for the Stanley Cup Playoffs, when the Canucks win. :D

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