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Be able to speak to animals
 
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Be able to grow a motorcycle from your crotch

 
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Prairie.Bandit

"Able to" doesn't mean "have to"

bryan.derksen

I assume the animals understand you and can respond intelligibly, otherwise you're just that crazy guy in the park who yells at pigeons

sojikari

Does it run on urine, or do you still have to buy gas for it?

jonnyt_

I always imagined it would run off your own energy. So after a long drive you'd be hungry.

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