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Be made entirely of wood

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Find out that penguins have a super-secret society deep under Antarctica that is far more advanced than human society, but you can't tell anyone, or they'll kill you

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derksenmobile
I assume that you're still animate, along the lines of a wood golem like Pinocchio.

JonThompsonsEmail
Yeah, I think that makes sense

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