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Wake up in the hospital to find that your face has been gnawed off by weasels. Your wounds are cauterized and the pain is gone, but your face has been completely gnawed off.
 
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Have the strength to lift a mountain but it gives out briefly and randomly without warning

 
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JonThompsonsEmail

This is not so bad. If you are using your full strength and it gives out - sure that sucks. But if you can lift a mountain with all your strength, then you can easily lift a skyscraper out in front of you in a way that if your strength gives out it won't land on you. As long as you don't lift things more than, say, 5% the weight of a mountain, you're gold.

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